Chicken
Jokes
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS
THE ROAD? Let's ask these famous folks:
GEORGE W. BUSH
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the
road. We just want to know if the chicken is on
our side
of the road or not. The chicken is either with us
or it is against us. There is no middle ground
here.
BILL CLINTON
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What
do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken,
please?
RALPH NADER
The chicken's habitat on the original side of the
road had been polluted by unchecked industrialist
greed.
The chicken did not reach the unspoiled habitat
on the other side of the road because it was
crushed by the wheels of a gas-guzzling SUV.
RAFE MAIR
I don't know why the chicken crossed the road,
but I'll bet it was getting a government grant
to cross
the road, and I'll bet someone out there is
already forming a support group to help chickens
with
crossing-the-road syndrome. How much more of
this can real Canadians
take? Chickens crossing the road paid for by
their tax dollars, and when I say tax dollars,
I'm talking
about your money, money the government took
from you to build roads for chickens to cross.
MARTHA STEWART
No one called to warn me which way that chicken
was going. I had a standing order at the
farmer's market
to sell my eggs when the price dropped to
a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider
information.
DR. SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross
it with a toad? Yes, The chicken crossed
the road,
but why
it crossed, I've not been told!
ERNEST HEMINGWAY
To die. In the rain. Alone.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.
I envision a world where all chickens will
be free to cross roads without having
their motives
called
into question.
GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken
crossed the road. Someone told us
that the chicken
crossed the
road, and that was good enough for
us.
BARBARA WALTERS
Isn't that interesting? In a few
moments we will be listening to
the chicken
tell, for
the first
time, the heartwarming story of
how it experienced a serious
case of molting and went on to
accomplish its
life-long dream of crossing the
road.
JOHN LENNON
Imagine all the chickens crossing
roads in peace.
ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens
to cross the road.
KARL MARX
It was a historical inevitability.
CAPTAIN KIRK
To boldly go where no chicken
has gone before.
FOX MULDER
You saw it cross the road
with your own eyes! How
many more
chickens have to
cross before
you believe
it?
SIGMUND FREUD
The fact that you are
at all concerned that
the
chicken crossed the
road reveals your
underlying sexual insecurity.
BILL GATES
I have just released
a new version of
eChicken, which
will not only
cross roads,
but will
lay eggs, file
your important documents,
and balance your
checkbook - and
Internet Explorer
is an
inextricable part
of eChicken.
ALBERT EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really
cross the road
or did the road
move beneath
the chicken?
