Chicken
Jokes
Random Chicken Jokes
a selection of the Internet's worst.
Q. What Is A Haunted Chicken?
A. A Poultry-Geist.
Q. What Is Chicken Teriyaki?
A. The Name Of The Oldest Living Kamikaze Pilot.
Q. What Is The Best Kind Of Car To Be Driving When
You're Ready To Play Chicken?
A. A Coupe.
Q. What Is The Difference Between `Kinky' And
`Erotic?'
A. With `Kinky' You Use The Whole Chicken.
Q. What Is The Difference Between A Chicken
And An Elephant?
A. An Elephant Can Get Chicken Pox, But A
Chicken Can't Get Elephant Pox.
Q. When Fruit Comes From A Fruit Tree, What
Kind Of Tree Does Chicken Come From?
A. A Poul-Tree.
Q. Which Came First, The Chicken Or The
Egg?
A. Neither, The Rooster.
Q. Why Did The Elephant Cross The Road?
A1. Chicken's Day Off.
A2. To Pick Up The Squashed Chicken.
Q. Why Did The Blonde Bake A Chicken
For 3 And A Half Days?
A. It Said
Cook It For Half An Hour Per Pound, And She Weighed
125.
Q. Why Is The Chicken Good Looking?
A. It's Pretty Fowl.
Q. Is It Okay To Eat Fried Chicken
With Your Fingers?
A. No, The Fingers Should
Be Eaten Separately.
