Chicken
Jokes
Why did the chicken cross
the road half way? He wanted to lay it on the line!
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
They go on peck-nics!
What did one chicken say to the other after they
walked through poison ivy? "You scratch my beak and I'll
scratch yours!"
Why did the chick disappoint his mother? He wasn't
what he was cracked up to be!
Is chicken soup good for your health ? Not if you're
the chicken!
What do chickens serve at birthday parties? Coop-cakes!
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top
of a barn ? An eggroll!
Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
Fry-day !
Why did Chicken Bob cross the road? To open
a restaurant.
Why did the Royal Chicken cross the road?
So that its subjects will view it with
admiration, as a chicken which has
the daring and courage
to boldly cross the road, but also
with fear, for
whom among
them has the strength to contend with
such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner
is
the princely
chicken's dominion maintained.
